For TRT, GLP-1 & Peptide Clinic Owners

The 5-Minute Method™: how privately-owned clinics add 30 to 80 cash-pay patients a month.

Book a free 20-minute call. We'll show you what we'd install for your clinic and the projected math on what it would produce. No pitch. No pressure.

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20 minutes. We walk through your numbers, the math for your clinic, and exactly what we'd install. No pitch. No pressure.

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How The 5-Minute Method™ Works

One system. Five stages. From ad click to paying patient.

Built specifically for privately-owned TRT, GLP-1, and peptide clinics — to close the speed gap with Hims, Ro, and Hone Health.

1
Lead Submits
Patient sees your ad, clicks, and fills out the lead form on your landing page.
T = 0 sec
2
AI Calls & Books
Our AI voice agent calls the lead, qualifies them, and books the consult on your calendar.
UNDER 5 MIN
3
Auto Reminders
SMS + email confirmation. 24-hour and 1-hour reminders. No-show rebook sequence.
UNTIL SHOWTIME
4
Patient Shows
Show rate climbs from ~50% to 70%+ within the first 30 days of installing.
CONSULT DAY
5
Provider Closes
Your provider does what they do best — close paying patients into programs.
PAID PATIENT
30 to 80 cash-pay patients added per month at $5–15K/month ad spend — projected. Make-good guarantee disclosed on the call.

"We were losing patients to Hims every month. After 90 days running The 5-Minute Method, we added $42K in monthly recurring revenue and our show rate climbed from 48% to 73%." — Placeholder for first client case study

Common questions

Is the call really free?+
Yes. 20 minutes. No pitch on the call. No follow-up sales pressure. We genuinely just want to show you the math for your specific clinic and see if there's a fit.
What does "qualified" mean — am I too small / too big?+
The 5-Minute Method is built for privately-owned TRT, GLP-1, and peptide clinics doing $40K+/month in cash collections. If you're below that floor, we'll tell you on the call and send the playbook anyway. If you're at $250K+/month, you're a fit for our premium engagements.
Will you try to sell me on the call?+
No. The 20-minute call is diagnostic — we look at your numbers and tell you if The 5-Minute Method fits your situation. If both sides want to move forward, we book a separate longer Strategy Call to talk through what the engagement would look like. That's your choice, not the audit's.
Who shows up on the call?+
Me — the founder. Not a sales rep. Not a "growth consultant." If we end up working together, you talk to the same person on day 1 and day 91.
How is The 5-Minute Method different from what other agencies do?+
Most agencies optimize one piece — usually ad creative. We install the entire patient acquisition engine end-to-end: AI voice agent + SMS sequences + landing pages + CRM workflows + creative. Built specifically for TRT, GLP-1, and peptide clinics. With a 90-day make-good guarantee in writing.

Ready to see if your clinic qualifies?

20 minutes. Free. We bring the data, you bring your numbers.

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